It's a little-known fact that when a cat reaches the topmost point of any climbable object over 10 feet tall, an invisible beam of energy comes down from the sky and energizes them with evil cat energy, enabling them to annoy you quicker and be 10x as mischievious as before. If you take a picture at just the right moment, you can see it shining out of their shifty little eyes. Kind of like "The Quickening" from Highlander, if any of you remember that. Probably less embarassing for me if you don't. Here's another case:
If you catch them doing something humans aren't meant to see, like Roscoe here doing leg-lifts, they will shoot radioactive cat beams at you from their eyes. Best to avoid these moments, it's awkward for everyone. Especially the next day, having to go back to pretending they're just little pets living in your house and not highly advanced alien life forms. Who also happen to like to play with string.
i'm not thinking roscoe was doing leg lifts - but whatever you need to tell yourself is ok.
ReplyDeleteno wonder he was shooting evil radioactive beams at you.....