And I forgot one of my all-time faves: stanky people who don't know they be stanky. Yes, I know the word is "stinky", but sometimes that's just not descriptive enough. I had a friend who used to refer to really rank individuals as "spicy", which entertained me to no end. A ripe person would enter the room and as we were both blasted in the face with a wall o' stench, she'd just raise her eyebrows and look demurely off to the side and say, "my, oh my, but isn't *somebody* very SPICY today?!" I love that phrase. Still use it sometimes. Unfortunately, there were a few 'spicy' people on my first flight of the day. Hopefully the next one will be better.